crepe

Commomly mistaken for the french delicacy crepè a crepe is when someone need to use the bathroom.

madison: omg bro i need to go to the bathroom

zahli: why do you need to crepe
madison: yes i’m going to crepe my pants

by jancer67 October 6, 2025

studly crepes

When a man eats out another man's butthole, while trying to fist them.

Oh man he just Studly Crepes that dude!

by Arkaos August 1, 2014

Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.

I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.

by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017

Jake Crepezzi

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is

Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian

by Jake Crepezzi September 29, 2020

Lonsdale Creps

Bird shat on them. Had to take them back.

Crap. Bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps I gotta take them back

by TobyKKO07 October 20, 2020