Cradle Crusader

A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.

Dude, he is a true cradle crusader!

by Dante and Randall June 20, 2011

crawlin' up the wall

laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"

guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...

by samurai samus March 12, 2010

Crallizon

An uncommon illness which mainly affects the gallbladder. It is caused by the consumption of too many fried pickles.

Snooki was sick to her stomach after having one too many fried pickles; she suffered from crallizon.

by fiiiiiiiiireworkk January 13, 2011

curb crawling

The practice of trying to pick up a prostitute in a red-light district, by driving slowly along the curb, and checking out the action.

Hey, Luigi, you wanna go curb crawling tonight?

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

crawdad

slang term for crayfish

Bailey occasionally found little crawdads in his backyard creek. "Not bad for a crawdad!"

by Christopher Wade October 27, 2005

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

by Trixie4 June 13, 2017