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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
by PopeMHG June 3, 2018
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cross country

the best SPORT out there. it takes a certain type of person to run cross country and to enjoy it. Distance runners love running and are superior to everyone else. runner girls are the best looking and thats just one of the many positive points of cross country.
by Brian the distance runner March 30, 2008
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Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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cross country

A sport of endurance. this translates to: a sport where people run themselves into the ground for the sole pursuit of bettering themselves as athletes. Cross country running truly is the purest sport in the world, it consists of two or more (usually much more) individuals racing against each other and themselves, my physical ability against yours. The kind of pain cross country runners go through is indescribable, but it is the most intense pain I have ever experienced. Cross country runners often wear short shorts, this is because wearing longer shorts will mess up their strides and slow them down. While this has attracted ridicule from many non-runners, this is not a problem for runners that are not insecure and do not question their sexuality.
that cross country race was awesome! i PR'ed by 30 seconds!
by just another runner June 15, 2010
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Dane Cross

A male porn star. He's the equivalent of Justin Bieber in the porn industry; the girls are always drooling over him. He's got a nice thick dick that Faye Reagan seems to always be sucking little babies out of. He's sexual man chocolate.
Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.
by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010
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crossfade

To be drunk as all get out and high at the same time. I essence being fucked beyond all functioning.
George: wow did you see Sally last night?
Debra: mhhmm she couldn't even light a cigarette.
George: yeah, she was crossfaded.
by meeesh January 6, 2008
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cross-dressing

The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.

What I do in my spare time.
"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."
by Pinnku November 22, 2009
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