cornhole swirl

The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.

The bitch pissed me off so I brought her into the bathroom and gave her a cornhole swirl

by dunkendave December 14, 2019

Conchaboo

A concha gomez fangirl

"Oh her name is concha she must be a conchaboo"

by fatgumlovebot January 2, 2020

Corncob Garfstrangle

A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.

My neighbors were doing another Corncob Garfstrangle last night. Kept me up all night!

by Mister Conjuction May 16, 2020

conchampuous

1. Possessing full, complete awareness of one's champion status ; exemplified behavior & confidence particularly found in world champion athletes.

2. The state of being a champion while acting in a professional, humble manner.

"He's Floyd Mayweather Jr. He's conchampuous. You see it in everything he does."

by golincolnlincoln July 9, 2022

swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo

I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole

by Deycorli May 31, 2017

Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020