contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
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by schimschone March 11, 2005

constract

When you're a contractor, in IT or other such field, where your current short term contract keeps getting extended, seemingly until the end of time.

Yeah, I'm in a constract with Apple..it's been extended 17 times over the last 3 years.

by schmano and yuoshua March 15, 2017

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

contrastation

A contrast being made between two or more things.

Nick made a contrastation between the main characters of A Tale of Two Cities.

by Ryan Bocklage March 20, 2006

Constracted

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

by levanima October 23, 2010

eye contact

Used to make people do things for you; avoid this if you don't want to help people

Avoid eye contact, and you won't have to help.

by Libertarian94 September 24, 2015

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023