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parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer April 7, 2011
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Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .
by aman73 December 18, 2012
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im a constitution

The term where a retard says he's not a libtard, he's a constitution
Me: Shut up libtard
Them(retard): Im not a libtard im a constitution
by TheGn0m3 September 26, 2019
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constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
by bikermandude August 11, 2010
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Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.
The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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constabation

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).
4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.
by pat and bridget November 29, 2006
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Copstipation

The sudden slow down of a vehicle upon observing a police vehicle, causing traffic congestion.
Why is everyone driving so slow!? Oh, I see a cop ahead - copstipation.
by JHLD May 29, 2010
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