neo-conservative 

Unlike traditional conservatives (who advocate small, gradual change), neo-cons advocate the use of force, manipulation and deception to radically change social policy BACK to the repressive pre-1960s days, while keeping the economy free-market thus enabling large corporations to take over the world.

Burn, you filthy, lying, stinking neo-con shitbag.

neo-conservative by James O'Brien August 29, 2005

Liberal Conservative 

Someone who doesn't get involved with politics, but is a "free spirit who stands by their morals"

He's so outgoing and fun to be around but at the end of the day stands by his beliefs. Prime example of a Liberal Conservative!

Liberal Conservative by Modern Socrates X June 18, 2011

Spend and Borrow Conservative 

Where the Conservatives refuse to raise taxes but continue to spend more than they have so then borrow from other countries like China until the deficit is more than can ever be paid back.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives (Republicans) cut taxes for the rich then make a war that costs billions a month, in order to pay for the war they borrow from China.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives make all kinds of rules for the schools then don't fund them, after all why not just borrow the money from someone else, thats the spend and borrow way.

Spend and Borrow Conservative by SLCB October 7, 2008

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling 

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018

husband, father, Conservative 

A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.

Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.

Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.

Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.

1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.

2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.

3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.

4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism

husband, father, Conservative by youseepee February 5, 2020

Crypto conservative 

The term is used to imply that an individual or group keeps this support or admiration hidden to avoid political persecution or political suicide.

"John is a crypto conservative because he works at very liberal job and doesn't want to get harassed at work if people find out."

Crypto conservative by SilverLayers April 1, 2023

compassionate conservative 

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.

Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.

compassionate conservative by caligirldancer August 20, 2006