Dashboard Confessional is to emo what Good Charlotte is to punk. Some may call them poseurs (for a very good reason...), and others may listen to them every night before they go to sleep. If you listen to them, that's great. If you don't, stop whining about it to the people who do. We all have lives.
by darklight36 September 6, 2005
Get the dashboard confessional mug.a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.
Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.
Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.
Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.
by BillySpleen July 27, 2005
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by deeznutsmeister January 3, 2022
Get the pre nut confusion mug.This is the condition which is all too common these days, often it involves a white kid, mostly the guys. Anyways the person inflicted with this mental defect tries to imitate a race that is not there own. Often the kid gets into the thug style of rap thinking its cool just because its modern. The kid then dresses like a thug, and acts like a thug, and even screws up his car by making it thugish. It is a terrible mental condition that is degenerating the country. It is not limited to imitation of the Black communities worst kind of people, nor is it limited to white people. Don't be retarded be proud of your race whether your white or black but act like something you ain't cause that is fake like most popstars' boobs. Racial confusion is also similar to gender confusion, boys shouldnt you their falsetto in a speaking voice and make their voice high pitched and airy.
Racial confusion occurs when....
White kids acting like black thugs or mexican thugs. Acting like any thug is retarded.
White kids acting like japanese ninjas or whatever, damn you pokemon and naruto.
Native Americans acting like japanese ninjas, or black or mexican thugs.
Heck it might even be wrong for them to act like white people, just be people.
White kids acting like black thugs or mexican thugs. Acting like any thug is retarded.
White kids acting like japanese ninjas or whatever, damn you pokemon and naruto.
Native Americans acting like japanese ninjas, or black or mexican thugs.
Heck it might even be wrong for them to act like white people, just be people.
by Shockwave the logical one July 30, 2010
Get the racial confusion mug.A band with a thirty year old singer singing about teenage problems. According to my friend who listens to real emo, this band is not emo. So haha.
by Bishop of Hexen July 12, 2005
Get the Dashboard Confessional mug.Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
by God April 18, 2005
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Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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