compsoy parrot

A normally programming adjacent person (does not do any real programming, aka a compsoy person), who fills up their word dictionary with technical nonsense buzz words, spews them condescendingly, with or without understanding what they are actually talking about.

Compsoy parrot: I get the impression that you believe that these development skills are linear. This is not the case, as codebases live in multi-dimensional lossy conceptual spaces. When new developers arrive, it's valuable to ensure that there is a diverse array of conceptual entrypoints for them.

Person 2: I get the impression that you don't mind that i spent the last night with your mother. She was really impressed by my non-linear development skills. Now shut up you compsoy parrot, and try doing some actual programming instead of spewing random garbage

by treuks October 14, 2023

Attack Comms

A euphemism used by the Tory Party for lying

George Osborne has been put in charge of Attack Comms against the Labour Party

by Ostercy October 14, 2012

sexually combustible

When one is having sex so fast that the participants burst into flames in the genital area.

"How did you burn all of your body hair off?"

"Me and my girl are too sexually combustible."

by rasof3t May 8, 2015

Who comes last is the bank.

This phrase is often used in the context of a meeting between four people who plan to play the famous game Monopoly. It means that the last person arriving at the location has to be the bank.

You are late - Who comes last is the bank.

by oma123 September 11, 2018

Gabriel combs

He's a huge dush you will never want to be around him. Most people want him to die

Dont be a gabriel combs

by Weirdlifeismylife November 2, 2018

subspecies colusii

the name given to the gray and slimy mushrooms that grow in a place called Colusa; a disgusting drainage ditch where Chad R. and Brian K. used to rescue fish out of.

Chad brought me hella Subspecies Colusii from Colusa.... man! this'll kill ya!

by edeninoctober April 13, 2020

Xav Camus

Un prof de philosophie chauve qui fait la promotion du doxxing, du dogmatisme et de l'intolérance envers les gens qui ne pensent pas comme lui. Il a la bonne habitude de bloquer sur les médias sociaux les gens dont il parle.

Viens-tu juste de vomir en lisant Twitter?

Oui, je suis tombé sur un post de Xav Camus!

by AllAntifasAreBastards May 25, 2020