Comptonsate

To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge.

Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d for his actions.

by John Dagg January 27, 2008

Compton Globber

Spreading the anus with both hands, before spitting a big ass loogie into the asshole, then closing it up. Dont be afraid to give them a good old slap on the ass afterwards either

Dude! I gave Cindy the Compton Globber last night!
Sweeeeeeeeet

by J2DaShizzo March 1, 2015

Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

by fuck you May 13, 2005

Compton

A bad day that is like the getto, Compton. Like if everything is going bad.

Merrisa said, "Today is so Compton. I hate how everything is going bad!"

by Shuligan September 28, 2005

eolas computing

eolasComputing.ie has amazing prices on laptops, computers and servers. Cheap laptops, computer accessories and ink also available at great prices.

Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

Eolas Computing - EolasComputing.ie

by EolasComputing April 6, 2004