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Comedy Homicide

When you have an actually funny meme, but is destroyed by laughing Emojis or "This made me die of laughter," and finally a stupid meme format after the funny meme.
You are being charged with 2 accounts of comedy Homicide
by Brooke N. Rubbers November 8, 2019
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International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.
Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
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come clean

To be totally honest about something.
Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."

Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."
by CL456 February 14, 2017
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HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010
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Come home

When you and your toxic ex have been feeling a hard vibe of possibly getting back together while they’re been seeing someone else they aren’t happy with. This is when you tell them to come back home.
“You don’t look happy with him Cindy, come home”
by johnsonvilleillegal December 9, 2020
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come come paradise

The dirty book that Kakashi reads in Naruto. Made By the great Jiraiya and we always see Kakashi Reading it.
Kakashi= They made a movie about Come Come Paradise? Im reserving tickets!
by Kyuubi0000 January 16, 2005
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until the cows come home

A long time, usually defining how late
someone might stay up at night or out at bars, nightclubs, discos etc.

The origin of the phrase goes back to
a time when people were familiar with the time cows came home
(in the very early morning... 4 - 5 a.m.) because they wanted to be milked.
Person 1: We are going to go out to night!

Person 2: Really? how long?

Person 1: We are staying out until the cows come home!
by G. Canis March 23, 2004
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