nOmega's definitions

International Come Up With a Day Day

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.

Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

Websited

When a poor soul should become obsessed by a certain website whether its twitter kongregate or ever myspace and learns that any social life they thought they had by using this site has been lost because they have become such an avid indoorsman

Guy: "Have you seen Joe?"
Bob: "I saw him in kongregate chat this morning"
Guy: "Poor indoorsman got websited"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

Pancakeism

When a poor sap actually falls victim to worshipping the almighty pancake. This can be full blown religious worship or even just ruining breakfeast variety.

Chance: "dude i love pancakes"
Aj: "Serious pancakeism i see"

by nOmega November 12, 2009

Nutsersize

The working out of certain pair of family jewels through self pleasure

Bob: "Later guys, i have to go the gym and nutsersize"
Carly: "Oh good,i cant wait for those big strong nuts"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

Triple Waffle

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.

2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.

Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.

Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

Bushanomics

The ability to crash an economy in a very short period of time.

George: "I think i`ll start a useless war in Iraq!"
Person: "Good thinking George, our economy is in too good of condition"
Background person: "That perfect Bushanomics!"

by nOmega November 12, 2009