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Bushanomics

The ability to crash an economy in a very short period of time.
George: "I think i`ll start a useless war in Iraq!"
Person: "Good thinking George, our economy is in too good of condition"
Background person: "That perfect Bushanomics!"
by nOmega November 12, 2009
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Nutsersize

The working out of certain pair of family jewels through self pleasure
Bob: "Later guys, i have to go the gym and nutsersize"
Carly: "Oh good,i cant wait for those big strong nuts"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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Pancakeism

When a poor sap actually falls victim to worshipping the almighty pancake. This can be full blown religious worship or even just ruining breakfeast variety.
Chance: "dude i love pancakes"
Aj: "Serious pancakeism i see"
by nOmega November 12, 2009
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unWaffled

When you finally get out of a waffle no matter what it is. Or when you eat your last waffle on a dinner plate your desperate to finish.
Joe: Wow i got away from those thugs!
Bob: Looks like you got unWaffled.
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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Triple Waffle

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.

2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.
Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.

Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"
by nOmega November 9, 2009
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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