Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015

Columbine Massacre

On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.

Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..

by Nakia F. October 8, 2011

British Columbia

Land of weed and hippies.

There are a lot of pot smoking hippies in British Columbia.

by Pillowpantsjoe September 16, 2011

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.

That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.

by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008

columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.

People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap

by Shortbusguy44 December 26, 2007

Columba

Columba is the Genus, or Family Name Given to All Types of Pigeon.
There are very many types of pigeon, and the Latin Name of each type begins with Columba.
They are intelligent enough to have the ability to navigate very long
pre-determined-(repeated)-flight-paths.
They mate for life, or until their mate dies, this shows loyalty.
The Huge Populations of Pigeons World-wide shows that they have had the intelligence to evolve and survive;
And Prosper!
Not all birds are as thick as chickens.

Columba Palumba means Wood-Pigeon.
Columba Livia means Rock-Dove:(The Common City Pigeon.)
There are Thirty or Forty Different Kinds of Pigeon, a few of which are now extinct.

by Cyril Squirrel April 12, 2007