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Colinkai

Colinkai is a really cool guy, and where ever he goes the girls can't deny. His smexy, succulent, sculpted lips make all the girls want to drool, and his HUGE, hearty, Hairless DONG makes all the girls want to bong. He's good in bed based on every girls head, and his silver tongue is like egg fu yung. He's attractive and handsome due to his enormous mansome, and his smarts and style make him too much to handle. His friendliness and charms are too good to be true which is what boys and girls always pursue, and If you have him don't ever let go, or else you are going to be called a big fat hoe!
Timothy: Is that THE COLINKAI?!
Joshua: Yea I think that is the Colinkai.

Timothy: OMG, Colinkai, you're my daddy!!!
by Nedia November 24, 2020
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colonic fumes

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole
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Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.
There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.
by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023
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bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
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dope colin

a guy who is the swaggiest, fucking awesome guy ever. This man never fails to get the ladies and is the best dope guy out there #swag
"yeah devlin is such a dope colin"
by swagdog420 December 27, 2016
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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!
by Toby4Life January 28, 2021
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