Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

Colne

A small town in North West England. Suffered years of decline, but in recent years has seen regeneration and is becoming a rather desirable place to live. Filled with Burnley fans and the occasional bastard rovers fan, also contains quite a few man united wannabe fans. Historic town and contains a Roman Fort and was the last post from London to York under the Roman influence.

Colne - full of dick head MC-ers

by MMCC May 8, 2005

dirty cornelia

When a man sucks another man’s dick until he cums in his mouth, doesn’t swallow, and then spits it so far up his asshole that his anal cavity is impregnated

Holy shit did you really just pull a dirty Cornelia on your grandpa?

by Holy Hell June 20, 2021

Conely

Feeling horny or in the mood.

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely

by J December 19, 2003

Connelly

A troll that lives under a bridge taking it up the ass all day from a Crosser

The Connelly enjoyed the firm penis in his asshole.

by cconndamnon April 22, 2011

Cornelis

Guy with average sized penis and lump ankles caused by huge balls

"you got huge ankles (balls)"
"i got the cornelis"

by mckpr April 20, 2010

colonel

1.Military rank

2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.

My friend is in the army and is Colonel.

Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.

Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.

by Bari May 11, 2006