The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Coveney

The combination of looking like a caveman and having a monotone voice.

"That dude at the drive thu window was monotone, he looked like he could have been the missing link."

"yeah, he was so coveney.."

by sunny ye February 26, 2009

Colonel

A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......

That chick is definately a colonel.....

by SexBully69 March 5, 2009

Cohened

to be sitting in a hot tub
and get a hander(hand job)
and then try not to tell anyone
but in your attempt let everyone know

Jack:Mike did you get cohened?
Mike: uhh, ill tell you later.
Jack:(to everyone) Mike got cohened last night.
Everyone: wait Mike got cohened, gross, hes the man

by youknowwhatthiswas July 7, 2007

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010