Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022
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That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022
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