Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.

Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)

by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011

coit

Ausralian slang for anus or vagina.

Mum pull your finger out ya coit

by twotwothreetwo March 31, 2008

coitus interruptus

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm

Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!

by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010

Coltharp

The best bitch ever.

Oh my god, she is such a Coltharp.

by skankface January 11, 2008

cothee

A mixture of caffeine and methamphetamine created by stirring the sponge from within a Vick's inhaler into a cup of coffee. A contraction, as:
co(ff) + (me)th + ee = cothee

DXM's "afterglow" can sometimes resemble a hangover, but a good cup of cothee gets me on my feet again.

by Novel Zephyr March 12, 2009

coitusuzing

Engaging in coitus (sexual intercouse)

I was coitusuzing with your mom so suck it

by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

coitum

type of sexual intercourse that many people take part in who are either sexually unsatisfied and just unhappy in life. the idea is to please everyone and make eachother happy.

my life sucks i need some coitum

by jackcack2 October 8, 2010