madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroachin'

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.

bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.

by G I noah July 29, 2011

cockblaster

were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning

he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster

by areal name September 3, 2016

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

cockmaster

someone who masturbates a lot and becomes master of their cock.

Steve began masturbating at a young age and now at age 30 he is truly a cockmaster.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003