Clopen

When working in the bar industry you have to close in the evening and re open in the morning.

You get out of work after a night shift, leaving the bar at 3- 4am in the morning, having to be back at the bar again the next day to open. Good old clopen.

by jenn_bella June 23, 2010

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 14, 2006

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015

manky chops

(adj) a positive adjective used to describe a hardcore and good sounding guitar lick.
"manky" refers to the lick being "sick" or "ill" witch in slang terms means good.

Drummer: "I'll lay down a beat"
Guitar: "ok cool, i'll lay down some manky chops over it."

"Dude get a load of these manky chops"

by theguitarguy March 30, 2009

Drop a Clopp

Verb: Taking a shit, clopp is the sound the shit makes when it hits the water or ground.

I just dropped a clopp in the bushes.

by Brian Z. January 21, 2004