Ceeb

Can’t even ejaculate brother

Me: I ceeb
Brother: >_<

by It’s a ceebs February 1, 2021

coz celeb

Play on french "cause celebre", which means
an issue arousing widespread controversy. "Coz Celeb" is the controversy surrounding Bill Cosby's recent public derision of black youths in today's culture.

He scorned his own people by pulling a coz celeb!

by captain billy July 14, 2004

Celebate

v.
sel-eh-bayt

To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.

Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Celeb Got PWND

When someone famous gets totally PWND.

Loser Did you hear about Winona Ryder getting caught shoplifting?
Lamer Haha, celeb got PWND!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

Ceebs

Derived from the abreviation of 'Cant be arsed'- CBA.

'shall we do something later?'.....'na, well ceebs'

by B_chin June 15, 2007

Celebolitics

The political views of celebrities.

Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and other celebrities use their celebrity to voice their celebolitics.

by David Chidester November 11, 2006