A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

Crystal clear 

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

Crystal clear by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

loud and clear 

Clearly audible and understood. More radio slang. Also an answer to the question "Do you copy?"

"Holy fucking shit Houston, are you reading me, over?"
"Loud and clear, over"

loud and clear by ryon January 29, 2004

cream and the clear 

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

cream and the clear by D-For May 13, 2005

coast is clear

"The coast is clear" is said when it has been determined that it is now safe to proceed; that there are no obstacles or witnesses to what one is about to do.

"The coast is clear", he thought as he watched his lover's husband drive away from the house.

coast is clear by Libertine October 4, 2005

In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime

My nephew is in the clear.

In the clear by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007