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cleaning

"Hey Vicky, if you put onions in my room I'm going to start cleaning your room!"
by Harveymantes June 20, 2004
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cleaning

To masturbate in your room 7 times and eat a whole block of cheese.
Just got some cleaning and shit to do around here.
by ComeOutForBeer October 12, 2017
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cleaning

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.
I just went cleaning in those stores and got sweatshirts and hats for free.
by steven carlson December 7, 2007
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Hood Cleaning

Sliding your tongue under the foreskin of an uncut cock.
I was pulling his foreskin and sliding my tongue underneath it. I was hood cleaning.
by marlymarr February 15, 2012
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Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.
Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning
by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015
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Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.
by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008
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