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cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation
your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)
by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009
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cluster

Disorganization; chaos; illogical.
Traffic was a cluster during rush hour.
by JMydlak August 9, 2004
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clusterfuck

Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.
Example 1:

Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"

Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."

Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"

Example 2:

Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"

Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
by SoCaliCali January 10, 2009
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cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.
"I never really heard of cluster flies"
by danidae September 11, 2006
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Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.
There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.
by Top Men December 28, 2010
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Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck
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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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