Chumpchange

An insult used to describe someone who you deem to be less of a man that yourself. Usually used when someone makes it known that they are weaker than your or worse than you at something.

Person 1: "I think I'm gonna hit the hay"

Person 2: "Haha, you're already tired? Fucking Chumpchange."

by nothere413 August 2, 2010

Chump

A person who likes to chill at home and do things that take minimal effort, such as have food delivered to their house, watch Netflix, and listen to music. They may be seen walking around the house to get food from the kitchen or partake in one of their few hobbies, as long as it doesn't mean they have to exert themselves too much. On a good day they might go outside and take a walk, or drive somewhere close by if they really want it. People like this are known to trip over nothing or bump into things that weren't really that hard to avoid bumping into, so encourage chumps to be aware of their surroundings and not get too careless.

"Hey chump, can you go get me a glass of juice from the kitchen?"

Chump: "Uhh no, that's too far."

by Bananer420 April 6, 2020

Chumped

to look dumb and salty after somebody just said something to or about you

Yo after Milton talked to Clinton, Clinton got chumped.

by ColBawls November 11, 2009

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

chumcha

someone who kisses someones ass!

an ass licker

butt kisser

sucks up to someone

james: you stink
peter:yeah mate you stink
tom:ok cool

thats an example of a chumcha.

by stinkypoobumbum January 26, 2009

chumpsmuggler

A human or black man who smuggles chumps into countries.

Chumpsmuggler: Illegal Mexican immigrants are good for both sides of the USA and Canada, why're you being a hat?

Norman: Your such a fuckin chumpsmuggler, mexicans dont do anything but create greenhouse gas...FUCKin HEATHENS!!

by Michael Donald November 14, 2007

ChumpMaster

ChumpMaster = the daddy of all chumps!

Not only full of themselves, think they are better then others (even tho they aint), stupid, thick, silly, dumb but more so hence CHUMPMASTER!

Seemo - That boss of mine is so up herself but has no clue of what she is doing!

Sumo - Well I think my dear you have just encountered your first CHUMPMASTER

by Seemo Sumo February 22, 2008