chumpsmuggler

A human or black man who smuggles chumps into countries.

Chumpsmuggler: Illegal Mexican immigrants are good for both sides of the USA and Canada, why're you being a hat?

Norman: Your such a fuckin chumpsmuggler, mexicans dont do anything but create greenhouse gas...FUCKin HEATHENS!!

by Michael Donald November 14, 2007

chubsmuggler

A person (usually female) who appears attractive at first glance, but is discovered later to be slightly to rather overweight depending on how effectively she is chubsmuggling. This can be accomplished with clothing, optical illusions, magic, and impaired or inebriated initial observation.

A: Yo, check HER out!
B: Take another look bro, she's a chubsmuggler.

by Connor Law Simons December 5, 2011