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Chumpster 

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.
Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!
Chumpster by Fadda August 29, 2018

chubmaster 

(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.
The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.
chubmaster by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006

Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

ChugMaster 3000 

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.
"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"

chopmaster 

A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.
"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."
chopmaster by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023

Cumy the cummaster 

The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant
Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded
Cumy the cummaster by Briarcrest October 16, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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