the chronic

How rap SHOULD be made these days. None of that 50 cent crap.

Chronic is the shit, nigga.

by dehidral767 July 1, 2005

chron-chron

1. Bomb weed. A variation of chronic

Dude, let's get some chron-chron and get totally wasted.

by Brain (the real one) November 30, 2004

Chrome Bag

A sweet, kickass messenger bag with a seatbelt buckle to hold it that was originally used by bike messengers and soon developed into a very hipster thing to own. Usually one person will have one and over time db friends will steal the idea and call it theirs.

You: OMG!! Have you seen that db at our school? When the fuck did he get a Chrome Bag? I had it first. Such a damn hipster.

Friend: Dude. You stole it from that kid you used to chill with. Doesn't that make you as worse as him?
You: Nope! Cause I had it first here. I'm going to beat his ass!

by pink is the new black October 25, 2010

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB June 19, 2005

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

chone

A chick you would bone, a chone.

Dude, check out that chone over there.

by chritty bang May 1, 2011

chronic

Very strong marijuana strain with easily noticeable THC crystals, which are often mistaken for cocaine crystals by people with single figure IQ's

Guy 1: Man that chronic I bought yesterday was laced with cocaine
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.

by thearchitect November 25, 2007