Chelmsford

Silly place in essex where evryone finks there solid n dapper. U got some crews like melbourne and moulsham who r total wankers.

In chelmsford uve got a cinema one end and about a 25 min walk away theres an ice rink. Loadsa clubs full of chavs. Theres a mcdonalds n dats where da melbourne crew chillax. Chavs.

All in all its a shitty town wiv fuck all to do except get chased or go to a club.

Btw the leader of da melbourne crew is 15/16 and called "turtle" lol wat a prick.

A: Where do you live?
B: Chelmsford
A: Chav

by bugger February 22, 2005

cholds

A meaningless word which can be used in substitution for a noun. In rare cases, it can be used as a verb and adjective.

Often used with the "song".

It can also be used by itself in the form of a question.

"Cholds songs"

"Cholds?"

"Where are the cholds?"

by cdd527 October 17, 2004

cholaxitive

When you make a chocolate mud cake but instead of have plain chocolate icing ontop, you smear it with chocolate flavoured laxative instead
Best prank ever

Got him with the cholaxitive

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

cholg

the act of a man cumming in a womens ass, then the women farts all of the spunk into anothers mouth followed by a large sloppy crap that looks kinda like a flavor of Alpo.

"i was surfing the internet the other day and then i saw these people cholging and i shit my pants."

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

choli

The plural for cholo

The Choli were mexican gangsters

by Boonilicious August 1, 2007

CHOLAS

a group of extremely intelligent latinas that get together to talk about life, family, men, and how they will conquer gringo land.

"I can't go to Las Vegas this weekend cuz I am getting together with the cholas."

by MIREYA July 26, 2008

cholds

A word to use when there simply is no other word. Often used to interrupt other people when you don't feel like responding. Can be used as a verb if you want to try to avoid being specific. (Verb forms: I cholds, I have choldsed, having choldsed, etc.). A semi-precious word to be used most effectively against those who have not understood the meaning yet, thus often annoying. Those who don't understand cholds often react by saying what? Those who do understand usually say: "yeah" and nod.

What were you doing last night when I called you?

choldsing and/or
cholds

two05 (12:30 PM): hi
ratpack57 (12:31 PM): cholds
two05 (12:31 PM): yeah

"Cholds songs?"
"NO!!!"

"I got in a long fight last night and then I had to go up to my room and do you know what my mom said?"
"Cholds?"
"What? no!"

by tim October 17, 2004