cholmes

even more ethnic variation of holmes, mostly derogatory. you might call your homey "holmes" but you would only call someone you didn't respect a cholmes.

That dude is a cholmes.

Hey get away from my girl cholmes.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

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Cholmes

A sexy beast who doesn't know it. Always laughs at unfunny shit but never makes good jokes. A thick mamma jamma with the caboose of a latina woman in JC Penny jeans walking down main street at 1:00 AM drunkenly stumbling from the bar to the uber, only for her to upchuck her leftover alfredo she got at Olive Garden and ate before she left. Now you have to clean that shit up which will take a fucking eternity. Loves to kill pets. Tries to kill dogs, yet always unsuccessful. Needs a haircut. A Cameron as well as a Holmes.

Of course I'm awesome, I'm a Cholmes!

by Smackdown Steve April 29, 2020

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Chomes

good friends

i hope one day we all move into a mansion and have chomes house...

by lydiogames September 16, 2017

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Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

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