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even more ethnic variation of holmes, mostly derogatory. you might call your homey "holmes" but you would only call someone you didn't respect a cholmes.
That dude is a cholmes.

Hey get away from my girl cholmes.
cholmes by blindspot February 17, 2005
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A sexy beast who doesn't know it. Always laughs at unfunny shit but never makes good jokes. A thick mamma jamma with the caboose of a latina woman in JC Penny jeans walking down main street at 1:00 AM drunkenly stumbling from the bar to the uber, only for her to upchuck her leftover alfredo she got at Olive Garden and ate before she left. Now you have to clean that shit up which will take a fucking eternity. Loves to kill pets. Tries to kill dogs, yet always unsuccessful. Needs a haircut. A Cameron as well as a Holmes.
Of course I'm awesome, I'm a Cholmes!
Cholmes by Smackdown Steve April 29, 2020
good friends
i hope one day we all move into a mansion and have chomes house...
Chomes by lydiogames September 16, 2017

Alan Colmes 

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.
1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"
Alan Colmes by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

the dirty Colmes eye 

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!
you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!
the dirty Colmes eye by hA hA hA September 10, 2004

Cholesterific 

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.
foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...
Cholesterific by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

cholesterolicious 

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.
I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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