Cholm 

Noun - A person, or group of people, that are incapable of having original thoughts and/or exhibit social ineptitude.

Verb - The act of embracing ignorance with or without conscious realization.

"The CEO of Morgan Stanley asked the lecture hall if we had any questions. This cholm stood up and asked him what his favorite vape juice was."

Cholm by DoctorDoobs February 19, 2017

cholafied

To look like a chola - a gangster chick from LA. Being cholafied usually means that you aren't really a true chola and are just appropriating the style. To have shaved off eyebrows which are then pencilled in thin and dark or to have them tattooed on. This gives the eyebrows an unnatural, perfect Sharpied look. Dark lipliner is applied to outline the lips to make them look bigger. Gangs tattoos are also common like a teardrop, 3 dots (Mi Vida Loca), or any tattoo repping where they're from. Additional identifiers of the cholafied style include: cat eyes, hair sprayed high bangs, crunchy gelled hair, bandanas, Dickies, Raiders jerseys, plaid shirts with only the top buttoned, white tank tops, and clean Nike Cortez's.

Lady Gaga is trying to look all cholafied, bringing back Chola style to pop culture. Now all the little girls want to be a Chola for Halloween.

Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.

In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.

cholafied by Mister_Michael August 5, 2012

Chalm 

A person who says they are from New Orleans but in reality are not (instead are local to Chalmette, West Bank, etc.) Chalm girls tend to bleach their hair, are extremely spray tanned, wear flashy jewelry with their name all over it and anything cheesy you can think of. Heavy users of presets on their photos. Usually go to a Catholic school.

Look at that girl over there she is such a chalm

Why are there so many chalms here?

Chalm by Livadayeeeee June 4, 2021

Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

cholmley 

Something that is stonkingly brilliant.

You know that well fit girl from blockbusters?
The little japanese number?
Yeah
I got her number last night.
Thats well cholmley!

cholmley by origami pirate January 17, 2012

Chlom 

Demonic leader of the CHLOM cult. Twin sister of Chloe and parent to the puppy Chlom. (Beware that the chlom cult is a collective group of demon worshipers so steer clear of them)

Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom

Chlom by Aaron and Ethan January 10, 2020

Chelmose 

Chelmose is the queen of all bitches. She will mock you tell you she will kill you and just be mean. She is only funny when she tells kids with autism to die.

Chelmose told me to drink bleach
Me too

Chelmose by Chelmose'sBestFriend May 17, 2017