Champ

Someone calls you a champ they're the scum of the earth especially when calling an Aussie Champ

Guy1: How you going, Champ?,
Guy2: What the fuck did you just say? Calling me champ in my fucking country get fucked cunt

by Lamb Kofta August 27, 2020

Ghetto Champagne

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.

"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne

by SmithersTheWise February 12, 2014

champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.

Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.

by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.

Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.

by seaaaa February 6, 2007

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

Caspin

An amazing girl who speaks her mind good and bad. Sometimes she hurts on the inside more than it shows but she tries to stay strong.She has no idea how much her friends depened on her.She is beautiful inside and out.She always knows how to make you smile and is the best friend anyone could ever have.

Caspin J.

by a californian texan July 22, 2011