Calisto

An amazing nice person who will always have your back and will be one of your best friends.

Omfg it's calisto give him to me
No he's bloody mine

by Onymoussßsssss November 3, 2020

canisteer

A person full of bull poo poo

That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped.

by Created for a purpose October 16, 2020

calistus

A brave young man ,with a cute smile

And quite smart . Also cool around ladies

It's always cool being with Calistus

by Jaxton ling July 10, 2021

Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023