when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
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lazy students who constantly ask for your help or answers in math classes. They find a difficult question and without trying it, will ask for your help/answer. They are often complainers who find something wrong in every part of the learning system.
person1- "Did you figure out the answer to the last question?"
person2- "yes, have you at least tried it?
person1- "Sorta, Its not like the others"
person2- "Man your such a calculatwhore!"
person2- "yes, have you at least tried it?
person1- "Sorta, Its not like the others"
person2- "Man your such a calculatwhore!"
by the vesh December 29, 2007
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Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"
by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014
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'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.
Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.
Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.
Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
Get the Wankers' Callous mug.Calo is the Language of the Gitanos(gpysies) from Spain. Calo is spoken mostly in Andalucia if not only there because most gpysies in Spain are from here and there culture is located here. Calo is a mixture of andulacian accent spanish and romani words.
Some words of Calo are:
Parne(money)
Chaval(boy)
gachi(woman,girl)
Gacho(man,lover)
Molar(to like as in anything not just humans)
Camelar( to like someone used "te camelo")
Currelar or Currar(to work)
chorar(to steal)
El Yeli(the gitano wedding ceremony)
Acais(eyes)
feten(excelente)
one word in calo I think of that has arab influences is "Sultan" which means the one in charge or ruler(keep in mind,the gitanos of Spain have an andalucian culture,which has arab origins so there music and accent has arab too)
Parne(money)
Chaval(boy)
gachi(woman,girl)
Gacho(man,lover)
Molar(to like as in anything not just humans)
Camelar( to like someone used "te camelo")
Currelar or Currar(to work)
chorar(to steal)
El Yeli(the gitano wedding ceremony)
Acais(eyes)
feten(excelente)
one word in calo I think of that has arab influences is "Sultan" which means the one in charge or ruler(keep in mind,the gitanos of Spain have an andalucian culture,which has arab origins so there music and accent has arab too)
by Farru May 8, 2008
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