Custard Hut

The sweet sensational multifunctional womens "Patch of Grass, Fork in the Road, Box lunch at the Y, Coochie. Cookie, Vagina, Etc"

Sam, Courtney sure is hot. I'll say, I'd deffinately like to have dessert and munch out at her Custard Hut. MmMm Yummy!

by Ronski April 7, 2008

Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin

"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"

by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

custard boy

One who is very large in mass and owns a lot of hoes..generally speaking they have buck wild mares they ride.

DAMN custard boy is pimpin

by newcomerlady12 July 11, 2011

toe custard

The act of applying semen to the toes of unsuspecting people around you.

People at the party got annoyed because Geoff applied toe custard to all their toes.

by Buuntaa August 9, 2016

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008

Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011