snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 24, 2002

dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009