Crocs

The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.

"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"

"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."

"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."

by Psuedonet June 22, 2025

Croc Head

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.

Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..

by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

Croc of Shit

A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.

The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.

by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026

yellow croc enthusiast

Someone who really likes Crocs of the yellow variety.

Yo, this guy is a yellow Croc enthusiast

by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025

crocs

The most G clogs ever heard of

Hey I'm wearing crocs.

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023