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Crackhead 

A man or woman that is addicted to drugs
Hey hunter me and Alex saw a crackhead sleeping on grass earlier
Crackhead by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag

(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD

Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!

situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD

Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
Crackhead by Ralsei darkner January 23, 2026

[crackhead] 

someone that keeps doin stupid shit over and over, and decides not to use their common sense when there doin something.
Crackhead: What city does the Chicago Bears play for?
Person:Um Duh! Chicago, crackhead!
[crackhead] by iyannak April 20, 2008

Crackhead Moment 

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020

crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

crackhead ned 

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV