DJ Clonk

A popular Discord DJ That goes by the name of DJ Clonk, he's known to play the best tunes.

Yo! I've just met DJ Clonk! he's a great person and I love his music.

by Clonkyboi October 31, 2022

Grand Clong

That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'

She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.

He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.

Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.

by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.

You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.

by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017

clonetard

someone who gets really pissed about a lil name calling and is secretly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) so tries to hide inside someone elses personality, and plus he is retarded

Wow john, dont be a clonetard, just come out of that closet

by jibba jabba gibby April 7, 2005

clone cd

CD copiying software originally written by elaborate bytes, no longer available on their site due to court cases, now available from slysoft, quite possibly the best cd copying software i have ever used

The act of Duplicating a CD exactly to produce a 1:1 copy for backup or illegal sale/giving to a friend

"i cloned those CDs for you last night Pete"

by sharris1a May 9, 2005

nudist clony

place for nudie people in Palm Springs California

North Palm Springs has first nudist clony covered bridge.
Now nudist can cross street naked!
If you come to Palm Springs California U can't miss it.
Its the only bridge in town..

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005