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Bill Clinton

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
by CenkUygur6969 February 7, 2019
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John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.
I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.
by jakemah January 8, 2020
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Bill clinton

Kid: I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton
by Gru-p December 9, 2022
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The Hilary Clinton

When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next
by Thatfellajack December 3, 2022
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Bill Clinton

1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to

2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats


3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep

4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.

5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver

6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the
1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton

2.
by Balls McLong(3) January 15, 2009
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Pulling a Bill Clinton

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.
by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011
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Hillary Clinton

Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.

She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.

Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.

A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!

Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.
Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.
by Beastfan March 8, 2005
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