Cammy Vally's Maw

a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman

Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan

by Kachako July 12, 2022

Clammed

To be extremely high on marijuana

I got so clammed at a party last night that I forgot my shoes in the pool.

by Suakaksmc July 22, 2022

Chammy

Something bad or annoying. Used to replace words like "F**K", "that sucks" or "damn it"

After Kevin lost his game of soccer he exclaimed that was so chammy.

by TwnklToes August 7, 2022

Cammy’d

When you go on a 48h bender and your phone dies so you get reported as a missing person to the police.

‘Oh my god I got absolutely CAMMY’D last night!’

‘He’s probably passed out Cammy’d off his creamers’

by TheAffluentWordsmith September 24, 2022

Cammy

The love of my life

I love you

Kiss me

Me: Cammy is so hot wtf, why have we not kissed yet

by Cammy is hot December 15, 2022

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

clammpus

A child shot out of a blob hole after it's mother fell down the stairs. The childs head has a clamp shape, and that greatly diminishes brain size and function.

We tried to put clammpus in sports but all he wants to do is eat soap, and watch Nascar.

by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023