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An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.
Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?
chode by jakrel June 2, 2005
The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.
Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.
Chode by gashdammit September 21, 2005
a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode
"funseal chodes goats"
chode by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006
1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
chode by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length
Chode by Weegro December 25, 2008
A dick that has more girth than length.
Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)
Chode by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010