a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.
people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.
by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 16, 2005
Get the cell phone mug.When a couple has interchangeable phones, so you never know which one of them you are talking (texting) to. Telling people that one phone number is theirs and then switching phones with the other person so that no one ever knows how to get ahold of them. Often combined with textersonator tactics, making it nearly impossible to know who you are texting.
So, I thought I was texting Jim last night, but then Sally said it was her phone, and that Sally's phone number was now Jim's....I'm so confused, Jim's a cellphoney.
by Cassam September 5, 2010
Get the cellphoney mug.1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!
2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
by LittlebitLost June 18, 2010
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"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009
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by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005
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*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008
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