Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

cloverbutter

A word used to describe what a male ejaculates. Also known as cum,skeet,and semen.

Hey homie, you should of seen the money shot I gave Sara. I shot cloverbutter all over her!

by JuggaloJG August 16, 2009

cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

Clockin

When people are constantly checking for you and trying to police your actions. These can be haters or people low key obsessed with you and wanna know your ever move

Friend 1: You really just put on that fit to take a picture

Friend 2: Damn, can I live? I ain’t really we was clockin niggas

by Don’tFindMe April 28, 2019

Clout Disease

A Term often used to describe one who is under-going the pressures of succumbing to social media for likes. Clout Disease is known the spread voraciously amongst those parched for likes on social media Application(s). Common symptoms of clout disease (CD) are: Cringe content creation, Drama, Drip, Click Bait Captions (CBC's), disappointment upon perceiving scripted content from a source you once liked.

Did you see Christians Instagram post? he was entertaining a few months ago but now everything he posts is hella cringe! I'm starting to believe that he may have recently been infected with Clout Disease

by oneeighthundredfacts April 21, 2020

Daft o'clock

Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.

James: I need to be up at 4 am for my train tomorrow.

Alex: What? That's daft o'clock!

by Guileastes March 27, 2010

Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

by dr_habib February 7, 2018