wee wee buffet 

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)

Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."

wee wee buffet by Bob1 July 24, 2008

butt buffet 

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

butt buffet by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

Home Buffet by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

crimson buffet 

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

crimson buffet by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013

Steamy buffet 

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

Steamy buffet by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

car buffet 

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it

Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet

car buffet by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017

Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs

"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"

Bug Buffet by DJS1800 August 26, 2018