A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 07, 2022
by thegreatspritzingduck December 11, 2021
Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.
by Vnastysoultrain December 05, 2016
Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 15, 2016
Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
by simomaen February 08, 2011
A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.
“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
by That’s crazyyyyy January 04, 2024