Bufferific

An Internet video that due to one reason or another takes an overwhelming amount of time to load, buffers at least a million times, or gets stuck in unending loading.

"Dude, I just want to watch this video but it's taking forever!"
"Why is this website so bufferific?"

by Weofparadigm April 28, 2010

Buffting

Buffting; Buff ( sexy, Fit, Georgeous ) Thing.
So a Yummy Guy ;)

'Woow, He's Well Buffting' Or just Saying 'Buffting' to your friends, They'll Understand x

by Mimmmmmmmmmy June 16, 2010

bofferino

During a swift boffing encounter, you look over your shoulder you see a hard up, disheveled individual gaining sexual gratification from said boff session

In the midst of boffing this unknown bitch, I looked over my shoulder and saw some bofferino, totally scoping on my boff sesh.

by BottleshopBoffer August 15, 2010

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Buffting Barbie

Bad-ass buffting blondies who gym like maniacs.

"Mate, Dents looks like a buffting barbie today! Lets go gym."

by Suziepoops November 9, 2012