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buffered

When you're being protected.
Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.
by samozvanets June 22, 2014
mugGet the bufferedmug.

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.
I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?
by Codieaaron May 27, 2013
mugGet the Shuffle Buffermug.

Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
mugGet the Shit-Buffermug.

Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021
mugGet the Buffermug.

Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.
"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."
by Oled Greg September 27, 2015
mugGet the Buffer Chickmug.

Buffer Marks

When you’re watching DeStache on Twitch, on your 160p toaster and the buffer is too much!
by MS.M-R January 14, 2021
mugGet the Buffer Marksmug.

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.
She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
mugGet the brow buffermug.

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