Stuart Broad

A salty English cricketer who questions the WTC only after his team is knocked out.

I went to a trip to Australia. Google Maps didn't know the directions. I shouted 'You are useless away from home.' Google Assistant replied 'I am not Stuart Broad.'

by I am Ashwin's bunny. May 14, 2021

broadz

The SJ term for beer. Too afraid to say the word beer(s) in class, they fingered themselves silly at mention of this word.

1. "Some preppy kid just whispered 'broadz' into that kids ear while tickling his balls."

2. After drinking one "broad," Billy felt amazingly wrapped (see "wrapped"). Stumbling around the room, he was envied for his stupidity. After Billy's autopsy, it was discovered that a lethal dose of acid was snuck into his drink.

3. After being offered a "broad" from Billy, Frankie reached into the 12 pack only to realize the box was empty. In fact, the only object he grabbed was Billy's dick sticking through a hole which he had cut into the box.

by SJHS_BOI_2K4 September 2, 2005

broadcast mode

when you raise your voice to monopolize a conversation and talk over the other person/people you are with...like a television or radio announcer who broadcasts information because they know their audience can't respond, someone in broadcast mode just talks "at" you or over you, with no regard for your thoughts or response.

We were at a networking event and one of the attendees was in broadcast mode all night. She was so rude never let anyone get in a word edgewise.

by snowcloud521 February 17, 2009

Broadstock

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.

#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.

by misohorney October 17, 2009

Brocahontas

A female bro.

Bromigo: "Dude I want to invite Jessica but she's a girl and only bro's are invited"

aBroham: "Bro, it's cool. She's totes a bro."

Bromigo "No bro, she has a brogina. She can't be a bro."

Jessica: "Aww."

Brosideon: "Jessica I dub thee Brocahontas. You are now a female bro and may now be brovited to the brovent."

Jessica/Brocahontas: "Yay! Thanks bro."

by Brosideon Bro November 30, 2011

BroadlandHighSchool

A type of school where everybody who attends are absolute wankers. The general style for a BHS student is crop tops, Nike and losing your virginty at the age of 13.

Wow! You're still a virgin? A bit late don't you think at 14...
Do you like my new adidas hoodie that looks exactly the same as all the other ones a bought?
BroadlandHighSchool? That's the one where all the rich idiots go right?

by faithaliciousxx September 25, 2016

Broadside

Like the Naval manoeuvre, a broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target dead in the water.

Wingman sent in to broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.

Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with the abortion?’

Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the hepatitis C going?’

by Zoltan Technician November 11, 2018