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Brian

A scary, dark brown haired man. With a full face of facial hair. He hates girls who date his son. Very nice once you get to meet him, but scares the living shnokies outta ya before you know him.
Brian drives a creepy van.
by Richhomienigga October 3, 2017
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Brian

A nice guy but like to show off .He is the smartest kid in the building, he is cute and funny.Sadly he will scold you for doing things he don't like.He like a girl who is the same height of him .He would talk to the girl every time at the end of the lesson.He will try his best to act cool(he never).He will be jealous of the person who is better than him at a subject,But low standard than him.He is a bit gay , he some time hang his hand over your neck and lie- down and lean on you.If you call him gay he will either ask his friends if your gay, or say"the freak man".He is known to have little penis...
Look !Is Brian he is so cute!
by (!-!) March 22, 2019
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Brian

Brian is a fucking dumbass that over reacts to everything. And can also be a pretty gay retard at times too.
Person: "That douche over there is such a Brian."
Brian: "I fucking heard that you little prick *tries to punch the person but misses and falls on his face*"

Yeah I know no one uses Brian in a sentence like that.
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Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs
“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”
by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017
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Brian

A Person (Mostly a male) who is kind hearted, sweet, fit, tech savvy, who most of the time have a oddly below average penis size but still can get any girl he wants
Brian is such a fuck boy ~ Alijah

Brian has a little dick but I still fucked him ~ Amber

Brian is such a cute guy that is a man hoe but I can’t blame him ~ Kareeny
by Elijah Estavez <3 July 19, 2018
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brian

me
i am me brian
by meisbrain December 18, 2020
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Brian

The gayest person you will ever meet
Brian had sex last night
by yeeetete May 26, 2020
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