BRITNEY BREAKUP

When you break up with someone via text messaging.

I couldn't face my boyfriend so I just did a Britney Breakup on my cell phone.

John wouldn't answer my calls about our relationship so I texted a Britney Breakup.

by RAPHAEL60263 December 5, 2010

Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

The Breakup Song

We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't

The Breakup Song

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

winning the breakup

Olivia Rodrigo

but is not included Heartbroken over her split with Joshua Bassett, composed a series of absolute bangers for what would become her record-breaking debut album, “SOUR.”

Sour is now the first debut album in US history to have every song debut atop the chart. It also broke the global record for the biggest opening week for an album by a female artist in global Spotify history.

One year after her split with Bassett, Olivia his now ranked the 5th most listened to artist in the world on Spotify with 60M+ monthly listeners. Olivia Rodrigo is, therefore, winning the breakup.

Bassett sits at ~5M listeners per month. He is not currently ranked on Spotify. Cry bitch

by MML141 June 26, 2021

Status Breakup

When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.

"Hey. Karl didnt take the status breakup so well. He still wants to be in a Civil Union"

by BiiigZ September 25, 2011

Re-Breakup

When you have to clarify more than once to an ex that you are broken up.

Jane: “My old boyfriend keeps calling me."
Jane’s Friend, “Doesn’t he realize you are broken up?”
Jane: “I guess not. I’m going to have to re-breakup with him.”

by dogstar7 August 26, 2009

Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017