Brandon Crunk

A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).

You- "I love you."
Brandon Crunk- "Let's be friends."

by JasonDavis March 28, 2009

Brandon

Fuck Joe Biden

Let’s go Brandon

by Kamala Harris October 5, 2021

Brandon

the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for <5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.

-brandon is the best boyfriend ever <5
-that brandon sure is amazing.

by kordon October 18, 2010

brandong

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Brandos

To Fuck the shit out of a women. The use of the Shocker/Punisher. Decendet of Leonidous (from Spartan Legends)

Hey man i totaly brandos that chick last night. Again Brandos will come and destroy all

by BrandosTheSpartan March 22, 2008

Brandon

This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.

Brandon is a sexy motherfucker

by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012

Brandon

A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

by night_troller August 23, 2011