boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Bolerat

A mystical forest creature that burrows underground during the day to avoid light which is the reason for it's pale skin tone. They typically have blonde hair and their main diet consists of oats and water. They lack the ability to reproduce, for they do not have reproductive organs.

The bolerat was found storing oats in his cheeks for the winter season.

by peterjohnson November 8, 2011

boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Boner jaw

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019

eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

The Bober Gang

The Bober Gang is a group formed on Yahoo! Answers that harasses the hunting page constantly here are the members of it:

Joe Bober
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
Fred Durst
Jersey Joker
Joe Bober The 4th
Joe Bober The 4th (Reloaded)
Crith Angel
Flava Flav
Annie Oakleaf's Clone
Fatefinger's Clone
85
TheBoberGang
TheArmyOf Bober
Bober-Mod

Please note that 85 has not shown up in a long, long time and we believe that he has been taken down.

Some People Have Formed A Fight Against Joe Bober and his men they are:

Annie Oakleaf
Fatefinger
D.J.
treb-reporting bober since 2009
Reb
Randy
Mr. Gregg Andrews
Mountain Man
Judge
Boondock Saint
Saliva Man
.700 Nitro
Judge
bobbo342 ~is this the change~
[e-mail]
Qbnsizzle
RUGERIZMISTICNESS Bober junter
Ruger
and many more but those are the main ones

those are the rivals of Joe Bober, so far they have gained little if any ground but must keep going at it to end this once and for all so that Joe Bober will be forever banned from Yahoo! Answers!

The Bober Gang Is The Worst Idea Since Democrats!!

by Saliva Man November 9, 2009

wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 4, 2010